found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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