I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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