When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
In America we eat man semen.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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