I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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