Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
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I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
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Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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