i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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