Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
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were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
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We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
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