Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
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