There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
FUCK WHALES
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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