Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
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The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
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You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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