Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
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when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
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I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
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