Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
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