it wasn't lemon gatorade
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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