why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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