i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
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