Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
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Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
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Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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