I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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