My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
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I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
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He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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