in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
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Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
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I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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