the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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