is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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