JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
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It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
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I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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