normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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