I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
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