Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
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he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
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No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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