i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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