I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
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Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
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Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
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