They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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