Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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