Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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