ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
he quoted the bible to break up with me
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We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
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She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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