Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
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Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
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I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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