I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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