I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
She needs sedatives and a leash
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
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