Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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