Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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