"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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