The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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