Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
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