If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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