I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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