Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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