I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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