Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
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I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
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In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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