dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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