So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
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I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
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I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
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