Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
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