do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
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Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
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He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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