I swear she didn't look like that last week.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
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