Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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