Say something about gay babies.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
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