Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
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